Stories by Nica Lorber and Jonathan Rayner.
Poofy Marcel Cozyreff is always ready to hang out. He loves spending time with animals of all sorts. He's been accepted into a gang of opossums, a group of eurasian beavers and regularly visits a tribe of yeti crabs. If you ever need a Poofy to go on an adventure with, Marcel is your guy.
Poofy Pineapple is from Virgin Islands and enjoys yelling at tourists and terrorizing the local cat population. When not strutting about, Poofy Pineapple can be found playing the cajón in his band, Aggressive Fuzz, started with his uncle, Poofy Furcube.
Poofy Butkus enjoys baseball, softball, football and pretty much all ball-centric sports. Except golf. He hates golf. Unless he gets to eat the balls. And then barf them up on the green.
Poofy Foofiss Nebraska is an intensely multi-colored Poofy. She loves leaping through tall grass speckled with wildflowers. When not binging on dandelions, she can be found colluding her cousin, Poofy Alphonz, on how to sabotage golf games.
Poofy Blobbles radiates good vibes through his poofy spheres. His spheres can float away from his body when he gets distracted or distressed. So don't stress him out. Otherwise he will be naked.
Poofy Boris lives in a house made of moss. He is a chocolate muffin connoisseur. Every day he goes for a jolly morning prance through the forest. Then he returns home to ferociously snarfle as many muffins as possible.
Poofy Matilda comes from the same line of regal poofys as Poofy Flounciss. She enjoys delicate hobbies: origami, needlepoint, crafting and airbrushing tee shirts for spring break.
Poofy Twinkie used to live in an art studio with Jackson Pollock. Happily spinning, Twinkie accidentally stumbled onto one of Jackson's pantings. The paint stuck. Jackson never knew which painting Twinkie had wandered onto.
Poofy Alphonz has uncommon camouflage fur that enables him to hide in freshly mown grass. When not vexing unsuspecting golfers, Alphonz can be found eating golf balls or burrowing in well manicured sand traps.
Poofy Plactus has hardened artichoke leaves as an armour against having too many enthusiastic feelings. Because deep inside, Poofy Plactus is a sensitive, delicate soul.. a real softie that yearns to be loved. That is why he's offering you flowers.
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Poofy Ponzu likes to go to concerts. He will brag about seeing Def Leppard live in concert. During power ballads he will hold up flowers instead of a lighter. Poofy Ponzu is highly flammable.
Poofy Šolta only comes out during the fall. During cool nights, he likes to ruffle thru piles of leaves he sniffs out in suburban backyards, much to the annoyance of the leave gatherers. His spirit animal is a monarch butterfly.
Poofy Moussaka is from an eastern Mediterranean coastal town. By day, he struts around the beach proudly displaying his full lips to the jealous starfish. By night, he cuts a rug on the dance floor. This involves him gnawing at a rug and tossing the chewed up pieces onto the dance floor.
Poofy Franz likes to see her second cousin Horkie Farkiss at family reunions, which are frequently held at the local vacuum cleaner repair shop. They like to hug each other and vacuum each other's fur. Poofy Franz loves being hugged. And vacuumed.
Poofy Dirtsprinkle was a chef that worked exclusively with sprinkles. The kind you put on cakes. Every shape, size and color of sprinkle. He was an aficionado of sprinkles. Then one day he walked into a field of dandelions and never looked back.
Ollie is magically blessed with a perfect curly poof. The magic comes from a 6 leafed clover that Ollie found while prancing thru Ireland. She ate the magic clover. Nothing happened. She has always looked this way.
Poofy Lazlo can be seen in the back of thrift stores, near the boom box with a cassette player. It’s got a mix tape: “Lazlo’s summer 83!”. Lazlo likes 80s soft rock music. His favorite song is Africa by Toto. He’s waiting for someone to press play, but all 12 D batteries are dead. He dances anyway.
Poofy Norki Tobasco boasts a rare dragon plume that protects her from the elements. A distant cousin of the armadillo, Norki can tuck in her legs and hide from predators as a sphere. She uses this trick to pose as a bocce ball, often confusing players by scampering away mid-game.
Poofy Francis likes balloons. Some think the balloon is lifting him up. Some think he is holding the balloon down. But Poofy Francis just wants to eat the balloon.
Frolicking Poofy Zuki frolics. Never has she been found not frolicking. She is an elderly poofy that once frolicked to the moon where she met Buzz Aldrin. He tried to get a picture of her, but she frolicked away.